6 FUCKING MONTHS.

For the sweet love of god someone talk to meeee

how do i subtly say “If you come over to my house right now I’ll give you birthday head?”

I just wanna have sex and the one persona that I can have sex with is being weird and a ton of people that like to run their mouths are cockblocking me andfoiasdnp’;ljasdgpo;ljkgawf

SPOILERS OF EXCITEMENT UNDER THE CUT

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Saturday:

• Cover letter for Writing II.
• Remaining 8 artist analysis papers for 2D Design.
• Artist statement for 2D Design.
• Artist statement for Drawing II.
• Digital Foundations PDF portfolio cover page.
• Construct base of 2D final project.

Sunday:

• Complete self-portrait final for Drawing by 50%.
• Start cutting out pieces for 2D final.

Monday:

• Finish self-portrait for Drawing.
• Continue cutting out pieces for 2D Design.

Due Dates:

• Drawing II Self-Portrait: May 1st.
• Writing II Portfolio and final paper: April 30th.
• Digital Foundations Sketchbook: April 30th.
• Digital Foundations PDF Portfolio: May 2nd.
• 2D Design Final Piece: May 2nd.

You know who can do this? 

ME.

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I said to Leaugan today that I just wanted to fucking go home. And he kind of just looked at me like I was crazy and asked me “Why do you want to go home?” Because I want to see my mom, and my dad and get up on the morning of April 24th to run into the room and yell ‘Happy Birthday you old fart’ at my dad. I want to sleep in my own fucking bed and not have to worry about the stupid little noises I make in my sleep pissing off my roommate. Maybe because I want to get up to pee in the middle of the night and have to fight to get my dog out of the middle of the hallway. I want to be able to spend time with my brother before he goes off for basic training. Or if he’s even doing that anymore. I want to be home to find out if that’s what he’s doing because since I’m away he doesn’t talk to me anymore unless I force him to. I want to freak out in the middle of the night and be able to call Jacinda over to sit and talk with me. I want to sit on my couch and fall asleep and have my dad come in when he gets home from work at 3 in the morning and tell me to get up. Because I want to wake up on my birthday to my mom telling me good morning and not in a stupid fucking house at 7 in the morning and then go to class all day. I want to go the fuck HOME.

ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUCKING SKYPE WITH LAUREN BUT IT WON’T FUCKING SHOW HER MESSAGES AND AKJODSKJA;LKSDJMGAWE;K

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I bought these really cute lace lavender panties that go really well with one of my black bras at the beginning of the semester, and I haven’t worn them yet. 

But you know what.

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My ever loving tumblr friends. I have a link where Deadpool comics are usually posted. And it hasn’t updated since mid-December. I need Deadpool Now #4 and Deadpool Killustrated. Desperately. Can you amazing people help me out and give me a link for a .cbr download? PLEASE. I’M DESPERATE.

Oh my god. It’s me.

shotgunshutshiscakehole2:

missaristocrat:

claramotherfuckingoswald:

lumosandwired:

dundermifflinscranton:

SCORNFUL AND INFIRM DENT.

NOW DISMAL RUDE

yep sounds like my life

 GOOD! WRECKFUL CHARLATANISM

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SCAM OR SATIRIST

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SHAKIEST, TOUGH, LUSH CHOSEN

sure

FINE ASS-HEAD LEAN

whut